Well, let’s hope he got splinters.

How is it like? This man is sick. What’s so special about the picnic table? Let’s call it a ”picnic” experience!

Hey logically it is not sex!

You can only have sex with human beings. The felony is of course because of close proximity of school.

So Bellevue man face charges for being undessed near kids.

Actually... - and I hate to stress this because it’s disgusting - technically a human being can have sex with anything that is alive - from livestock to vegetables... fancy a sun-ripened pumpkin, anyone ? (ewww, *lol*) Humans can not reproduce with these things but they *can* have sex with them.

lewd behaviour is certainly a charge he would be facing but goddamnit - I want the facts - did he get splinters ? Karma must have done that (at least) for his moral corruption...

Indeed libido can drive us mad. To satiate their sexual desire a person can do bizarre activities. Some even try having sex with animal. But this person has even tried to have sex with table. He must be really horny then.

It indeed is disgusting!!!

Oh god! Weirdo! Completely sickening! What is wrong with this man, i wonder what was he fantasizing!

a complete maniac who could use a table to satisfy himself.
well some people in india too are crazier than this man. atleast he tried a table but people here in india use elbows to feel and touch and that is enough for them. hop up on a crowded bus or train and a girl can find all kinds of things happening with her like elbows pointed towrds her bossom and pushing and pulling from behind. god help these eccentric lot that is sexually deprived for cannot be satisfied by their partners.. my pity goes to all such men

Please tell me that table had a cloth. Else that was some rough sex!

@ Farheen

You point out realities. It is but sad that depraved people resort to such stuff in the buses. i pity such men coz clearly they suffer from some mental condition.

finally a man agrees to what woman have to face in a country that respects woman yet ironically does all this to make life miserable for her..

@Farheen
I think you are trying to make some point but unfortunately I can’t quite make it out. If you’ll please be more clear.

well my point that men here india have a chauvinist kind of attitude and find it very humorous to eve-tease women but are ready to kill when it comes to their own sisters,wives and mothers. y is it such that men have a baised attitude. u agreed with my point so i feel like congratulating you for going against ur kind to support my view..

For all you guys n gals who are trying to make an issue out of this simple tale of a sex-driven man, let me show you the other side of the coin. Click here to see what the other half of the world is reading (and maybe trying out) while we are banging our heads against this stupid newslink.

By the way, can someone tell me what material that table was?

hahahah. way to go.. for all those who thot this man way crazy our frnd aneez sir provides us with another wacky tutorial. do click on the link to find out why im so amused